A TABLE FOR THE AGES
The theory of evolution has a new perspective. Fifth grader Jay Tilden, an aspiring playwright from Barre, chose Loco the monkey as the play's central character in his story about evolution. But the critter characters didn't stop there, said the Times Argus. There was another monkey, a Spanish-speaking bird, a tortoise, a dog, a long-eared rabbit, an elephant, a bear, a greedy explorer, and a guest appearance from anthropologist Jane Goodall. The eight-act play was submitted to Project Playwright 2008. More than 90 fifth- and sixth-graders entered the contest with the hope of winning a free laptop computer for themselves and a $500 donation to the school's library. "It worked better without the caveman," Tilden said. "I'm happy with it." Apparently the audience also was happy with the play as they gave it the "Audience Choice Award." Wonder what Darwin would have thought? Ah, who cares?
Man's best friend now is also a hall of famer. Fourteen teams of Vermont police officers and the dogs they handle were the first to enter the Hall of Fame with a public ceremony at the Vermont Police Academy in Pittsford last month, said the Rutland Herald. Officers realized that while police dogs had been active in the state for about 30 years, there was nothing to honor their achievements. Teams were chosen from nominations submitted by police chiefs and handlers across the state. "These are canines that caught bad guys, helped suicidal persons, got a lot of drugs off the street or even saved officers' lives," said Colchester Police Officer David Dewey. The granite monument on which the teams' names are etched is available for public viewing. Dewey said he couldn't find any other state that had set aside a physical space to honor the hall of fame. We hope they got an extra pat and a dog goodie to celebrate their well-deserved, now carved in stone, status.